. ”It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.” - Tommy Cooper
. “Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?” -
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“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” - Franklin P. Jones
. “I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” - Unknown
. ”God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.” - Ethel Mumford
-. ”A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.” - Robert Purvis
-. “The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.” - George Jessel
-. “America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.” - Unknown
-. “Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming
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